Thursday, June 2, 2011

What do i do if my car explodes? I feel it might. Can i put it back together with parts from another car?

I am about to set my car on fire. The camera is rolling. I have coated the interior with propane and sprayed it with that flammable stuff that comes in a spray can. I put a whole lot of gasolineon the outside, but i waxed it first because i like my paint job.



I did my best to poke a hole in the gas line and make sure it is half full, and also weaken the steel to make it go Boom. I need to be standing kinda close to it to film it because i have no zoom lens, so i got a bulletproof vest and a snuggie blankey under a plastic tarp. This is going to be sweet.



What inspired me to do this is I cant shoot, set fire, blowtorch, sawzall, or kick the strut out, or have Obama mail me a new strut from the Stimilus bill (***,) so i need to know how to actually do it. Im removing the tires as we speak.



I also wonder if I can use my fire extinguisher and some water to put it out if i change my mind after or halfway through the explosion, and how the best way to aviod overheating my engine will be.



Thanks. - JosephWhat do i do if my car explodes? I feel it might. Can i put it back together with parts from another car?
ok do this and you will die is a stupid idea get a non expolsive car a real car has a about 85%of exploding unless u r a pro and try it but if unsure dont do itWhat do i do if my car explodes? I feel it might. Can i put it back together with parts from another car?
Uhhh what the heck?



So you want to blow your car up and then put it back together?



Wow.



You will most likely have the police called on you while your at it.What do i do if my car explodes? I feel it might. Can i put it back together with parts from another car?
Important! Before you do anything -contact the Darwin Awards.

They are at:

www.darwinawards.com



You are exactly the person they are looking for.What do i do if my car explodes? I feel it might. Can i put it back together with parts from another car?
WOW , there are some dumb people out here. But I think you win hands down. Use your head for something other then a hat rack.What do i do if my car explodes? I feel it might. Can i put it back together with parts from another car?
Do us all a favor. Make sure you set fire to your car while sitting in it.